Thursday, March 02, 2006

Games 4

Marry/ Fuck/ Kill...

Let's See Who Can Play the Game without Cheating...
I Tried to Make These Easier than the Last One,
Which So Many of You Pussies Bitched About.

Stuck-Barefoot-in-the-Kitchen Edition

Martha Stewart
Rachael Ray
Julia Child?


Look!-Attractive-People Edition

Adrian Grenier
James Franco
Ian Somerhalder?

1 Comments:

Blogger Andy Green said...

For very different reasons, I would probably sleep with any of those fine ladies.

1. You know Martha's lady-parts smell like a bowl of potpourri.
2. Rachael Ray's hot and incessant with the cooking-related sexual innuendo. And maybe she's multi-orgasmic in only half an hour!
3. Not gonna lie, I wanna see Julia's O face (were she still alive). Disgusted-by-it as I would be, it's something that I want to witness.

In the end, I'll marry Rachael for the delicious food, fuck Martha, and kill Julia... again.

Adrian Grenier is quite sexy, but given the choices, I think he must die. Ian has already proposed to me; we just haven't set a date yet. And James Franco is welcome in my bedroom at anytime; although, I agree he was a whiny bitch in Spiderman 1 and 2.

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