It Can Go 9

Ashlee Simpson...



Ashlee, How Could I Have I Forgotten You!
Well, Really, We All Want To.
I Hope That You End up on a Private Jet
with Paris Hilton, and You Know That Bitch
Won't Get off of Her Cell Phone
(Not Even During Sex... You Know You've Seen That Clip.)
Then Your Dumb Ass Thinks It's Okay,
So Now You Two Dumb Shits Are Chattin' It Up
Like People Actually Want to Talk to You.
Now the Plane's Equipment Goes Apeshit;
Paris Runs around Flapping Her Arms
(Fly, Bitch, Fly).
She's Yelling at You, "Do Something!"
You Smack Her across the Face
and Toss Her Dumb Ass out of the Plane.
(Thank You for That).
It Would Almost Redeem You,
But It's Too Late for That...
You're Insides Are Splashed All Over
the Crash Site.

Games 3

Marry/ Fuck/ Kill...
Who-Loves-Bush Edition

John Bolton	John Roberts	Samuel Alito?

No Sporking!

Thousand-Word Jokes 1

Just Some Pictures...
I'm Lazy.


Ok, I Hate to Make Fun of the Handicapped...
Well, No I Don't.



This Isn't a Joke;
I Just Wanted Everyone to See
What an Artist My Daughter Is.
Ok, It's Not My Daughter.



Now, Emily, Show Us
Where Daddy Touched You.

Games 2

I'm a Little Behind in My Posts,
So in My Superhero Style,
I'm Going to Catch Up...
NOW!

Marry/Fuck/Kill
Grab-Your-Cape,-You've-Pulled Edition

Christian Bale	Tom Welling	James Marsden
Batman	Superman	Cyclops?

Oh, You Think That's Hard...
Just Wait.

Marry/Fuck/Kill
Mutants and Nip/Tuck
Grab-Your-Oxycontin-You've-Pulled Edition

Rebecca Romijn	Famke Janssen	Kelly Carlson
Mystique	Jean Grey/	Kimber Henry?
	Phoenix/
	Ava Moore

Speaking of Rebecca Romijn...

Marry/Fuck/Kill
Oh/Have/Mercy

Bob Saget	John Stamos	Dave Coulier
Danny Tanner	Uncle Jesse	Uncle Joey?

Here's Some Other Pictures I Found While Searching,
And I Can't Get Away with Not Using Them.

First, You Want to Touch the Bale, Don't You?


Next...

How Fucking Adorable Is This!?



Welling's Baby? Who Knows? But I Had to Post It.

I Cannot Say Enough Greath Things about Bald Men.


Michael Rosenbaum.

Not Sure Why I Didn't Include Him
In Any of the Games...
I Guess I Would Get Jealous
If Anyone Said That They
Were Going to Marry or Fuck Him.
And I'd Be Ultra-Defensive
If Someone Were to Suggest Killing Him.

And Finally,


Kelly Carlson

On Everwood.
Selling Ephram a Fake ID.

It Can Go 8

The Drunk Girl at the Party...

If You Can't Hold Your Liquor,
Don't Drink.

Look at the Guy Behind This Girl.
Couldn't Be Less Interested in Her Tits.
Not Even a Gay Guy Is That Bored
When Having Gajungas Thrust into His Face.
He's Just Pretty Sure That If He Looks at Any
Part of Her, He'll Catch the Annoying.

Here's the Party's Exit...
Use It!

It Can Go 7

Dr. Phil...



I Don't Think I Have Anything Witty to Say About This,
But He Really Can Go.

Perhaps Someone Will Say Something Witty in a Comment.

Games 1

Marry/ Fuck/ Kill...
Tender/ Loving/ Care

Tionne Watkins	Rozonda Thomas	Lisa Lopes?

Note: Killing Left Eye Simply Because She Is Already
Dead, Is Acceptable, But Lame.

Who Would You Rather...
Separated-at-Birth Edition

Tionne Watkins	Tami Roman The Real World, Los Angeles?