Bad Jokes 1
Q. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A. Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
A lady went into a butcher shop complaining about some hot dogs she had just bought. "The middle is meat," she exclaimed, "but the ends are sawdust!"
"Well," said the butcher, "these days it's hard to make ends meat."
Q. What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A. A woman who won't do what she's told.
A boy with down’s syndrome goes to the ice cream van and asks for an ice cream. The van driver asks, "What flavour would you like"?
The down’s-syndrome boy replies, "It doesn’t matter. I'm just going to drop it anyway."
Q. If a woman was hit by a motorcyclist, whose fault would it be?
A. The motorcyclist, of course! He should never have been riding his bike in the kitchen!
A. Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
A lady went into a butcher shop complaining about some hot dogs she had just bought. "The middle is meat," she exclaimed, "but the ends are sawdust!"
"Well," said the butcher, "these days it's hard to make ends meat."
Q. What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A. A woman who won't do what she's told.
A boy with down’s syndrome goes to the ice cream van and asks for an ice cream. The van driver asks, "What flavour would you like"?
The down’s-syndrome boy replies, "It doesn’t matter. I'm just going to drop it anyway."
Q. If a woman was hit by a motorcyclist, whose fault would it be?
A. The motorcyclist, of course! He should never have been riding his bike in the kitchen!
posted by Andy Green at 6:13 PM
1 Comments:
Loving the sexist humour. No, really. No point in having taboos if you can`t poke fun at them... no, really.
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